Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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