I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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