he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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