Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
