if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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