if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
