I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
