Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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