She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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