i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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