dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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