She said her name was "party"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
