just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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