so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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