I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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