I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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