Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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