At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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