New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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