My nipple is on Facebook.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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