If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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