We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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