She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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