Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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