i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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