Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How does one acquire holy water?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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