Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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