I'm lost and stupid without you.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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