I wish i was in the wii world.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
ttyl tear gas
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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