U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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