I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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