Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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