So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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