a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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