god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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