come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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