overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
