and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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