ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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