first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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