my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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