I feel like I'm in dance class right now
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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