I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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