I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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