ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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