butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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