When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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