Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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