how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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