I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I need to sanitize my soul.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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