smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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