yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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