do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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