the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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