Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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